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Cleveland: and what's with this G-Mail? I just got used to E-Mail, will someone please tell me why we skipped F-Mail?

Child#1: That was awesome!
Child#2: I can't believe you swore on TV!
Child#3: You inspired me to go out and kill some shit! Whatever that is.
Gordon: Seeing you guys inspired me to walk again. [He tries to get out of his wheelchair] Just kidding, I'm paralyzed.
Rallo: You've got kind of a dark sense of humor.

[Rallo and his friends perform a expletive-laced rap on Cleveland's TV show]
Mr Waterman: You realize you're cancelled, right?
Cleveland: Yep.
Donna: Then give me a show.

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