Theodore Parker, Jr. III is one of Rallo's friends who tends to hang out with Bernard. Theodore wears a red jacket and is voiced by T-Pain. In "Your Show of Shows", T-Pain is identified as Theodore's uncle.
In "A Short Story and a Tall Tale". Bernard and Theodore find a breast augmentation pamphlet and talk Rallo into blowing off his impending marriage to Trish Barty to make a ramp to push toys cars on it.
- TCS208 Murray Christmas
- TCS212 Like a Boss
- TCS213 A Short Story and a Tall Tale
- TCS214 Terry Unmarried
- TCS216 The Way the Cookie Crumbles
- TCS217 To Live and Die in VA
- TCS221 Your Show of Shows
- TCS314 March Dadness
- TCS320 Flush of Genius
- TCS414 The Hangover Part Tubbs
- TCS417 Fist and the Furious
- TCS419 Grave Danger