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Freight Train: Screw this! I'm outta here!
Cookie: Where are you going?
Freight Train: Back to the storage unit. There may be mice there, but at least they ain't dicks. Well one is. He's only got three paws. I'll give him a pass.
Cleveland Jr.: [enthusiastically] Maybe to cheer him up, you could make him three little shoes.
Freight Train: I ain't no damn mouse cobbler!
Rallo: What really happened on Thursday here in Stoolbend, Virginia, that led to Cleveland Brown...

Holt: Why do they make high-heels for dudes?

Butterfly: [to his catterpillar ex] Have fun on the ground with that drummer, you bitch!

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