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| From the episode: | Brotherly Love |
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| Singers: | Kenny West, Cleveland Brown Jr. |
| Voices: | Kanye West, Kevin Michael Richardson |
The Rap Battle between Kenny West and Cleveland Brown Jr. takes place in "Brotherly Love".
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Lyrics
- Kenny West:
- It's Kenny sippin' Henny, rhymes slicker than teflon,
- At Stoolbend High, I'm the black Zac Efron.
- And when I meet a shorty, you know, we're goin' bedwards,
- Pullin' more tail than my man, John Edwards.
- Lumpy, chunky, booger-eatin' chump be,
- Actin' outta place like Hootie singin' country!
- Leema girl alone an' gitcha own tenderoni!
- C'mon, who are we kiddin'? Ya used to bein' lonely!
- [drops the mike and everyone cheers]
- Cleveland Jr.:
- I need to say something here.
- [picks up the mike and steps onto the stage]
- Eh, hello? Can you hear me?
- A-B-C-D-E-F-G,
- Someone should've told you not to fuck wid me!
- You think you can rhyme, man? Yo' flo was amateur!
- Imma nerd! I can smoke you with an iambic pentameter!
- Mess wid me, homeboy? Don't wanna risk it!
- I'll burn you like Mrs. Friedman's god-awful brisket!
- Sarah Friedman:
- Well, that was uncalled for.
- Cleveland Jr.:
- Yeah, how you like me now, bitch?
- [drops the mike]
- Kenny West:
- Fall back, big boy, cuz ya steppin' to the best!
- Kenny West. Test! Test! Test!
- Yo, is this thing on? Krochobok hitchcok!
- Yeah, I just dissed you in Klingon!
- Cleveland Jr.:
- Luccka parracka! Yeah, I speak Klingon, too!
- So kiss my chocolate gunta and also hoch you!
- Yo flo is faded and dated deflated and constipated!
- If I had to rate it: Hate It! Translated: You ate it!
- Hey, cheese ball, you've been grated, chewed up, swallowed, and defacated!
- Ha, to restate it: [gives West the finger] on the DVD this won't be pixilated!
- Rallo:
- Damn! He got him! That's my brother!
- Kenny West:
- Alright, alright, I know you think you so hot.
- Question is: [gets out autotuning device] can you sing like a robot?
- Cleveland Jr.:
- [in autotune voice]: Yes, I can sing like a robot.
- Kenny West:
- Now, y'all just witness history in the makin'!
- Cleveland Jr.:
- Greatest combination since eggs and bacon!
- Kenny West:
- Kenny West and Cleveland Junior Brown!
- Cleveland Jr.:
- Let's get up...
- Kenny West and Cleveland Jr.:
- And burn this mutha down!