- Cleveland, Jr.: I've never been friends with a girl before. Is it true you guys clap your breast together, like a seal?
- Tyra: No!
- Cleveland, Jr.: Thanks a lot, Wikipedia.
- Ms. Eck: You know, I used to be quite doable myself.
- Roberta: So what happened?
- Ms. Eck: I turned 30.
- Lester: I got bit by the inventing bug myself. Among other bugs. And crabs.
- Rallo: You'd be amazed how many people on the internet wanna meet a five-year-old boy!
- Cleveland: What the hell kind of comedy high school are you going to, anyway?
- Nerd: This is still pretty cool!
- Nerd: Who are you?
- Tyra: I'm Fat Girl.
- Federline: Know what I'm sayin', Omega Moo?
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