|From the episode:||Pins, Spins and Fins!|
|Voices:||Sanaa Lathan, Mike Henry|
Donna: Every boy and girl you know
Is worthless from their head to toe
It's like a bed bug mated with an invalid
They're frail and weak and short in height
Their hands too small, their brains not right
It's not your fault you suck, you're just a kid
You're as worthless as a recent song by Sting
Yes, kids suck at everything
Rallo: So kids are just useless wastes of space?
Donna: Now it sounds like you're getting it. But I'm sure you're not.
If your tiny brain remembers just one thing...
Kids suck at everything
This song does not apply to Asian kids.