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Cleveland Jr.: Well, I'm off to sing about Jesus and crap.

'Vanessa: When we get to North Carolina I'm going to Tear. You. Two. Up.
Cleveland Jr.: Tear us up? I just wanted to smooch.
Hunter: Yeah. And I just wanted to take you to the soda fountain for a phosphate.
'Vanessa: Ohh, is that like a Jewish sex thing? Because I heard you guys are really kinky.
'Hunter: Not true. At all.
'Vanessa: Get ready boys. Because when I'm done with you. You will both. See. God.

Cleveland Jr: You've got to be fucking kidding me!
Donna: (shushes) Don't say fuck in church.

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