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Bystander at the Nativity scene: Jesus was white!

Cleveland: Welcome to the party over here, pal.

Cleveland Jr.: Will you tell us the sequel next Christmas, Dad?
Cleveland: Let's wait and see how the internet responds to this one first.

Cleveland: Scooby-dooby-Doo, motherfucker!!
Lester: I'm sorry, we didn't catch that. There was a long beep at the end of your sentence.

Federline: Oh my God, I'm the first rapper to shot! I hope this becomes a thing.

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