- [After Junior rescues a little girl's cat from a tree]
- Girl: Thank you magical giraffe!
- Cleveland: You're like a stripper, Donna, you just won't accept change.
- [The construction workers arrive at the Brown house]
- Cleveland Jr.: Those big, hairy brutes want to take my Cherry!
- [Donna denies the boys have the construction cherry picker]
- Donna: You'd think I'd notice a stolen truck around here. I'm the head of this household and I pay attention to...
- [Roberta wheels a keg past Donna in a bikini]
- Roberta: Bye, mom, off to the library.
- Donna: Study hard!
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