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[After Junior rescues a little girl's cat from a tree]
Girl: Thank you magical giraffe!

Cleveland: You're like a stripper, Donna, you just won't accept change.

[The construction workers arrive at the Brown house]
Cleveland Jr.: Those big, hairy brutes want to take my Cherry!

[Donna denies the boys have the construction cherry picker]
Donna: You'd think I'd notice a stolen truck around here. I'm the head of this household and I pay attention to...
[Roberta wheels a keg past Donna in a bikini]
Roberta: Bye, mom, off to the library.
Donna: Study hard!

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