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| From the episode: | Your Show of Shows |
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| Singers: | Rallo, Theodore, Bernard |
| Voices: | Mike Henry, T-Pain, Will.i.am |
Bank Your Cash Up is a song about fiscal responsibility that Murray writes for Rallo, Theodore and Bernard for their kindergarten performance show in "Your Show of Shows". The song earns them the complete disdain of their classmates.
Lyrics
Rallo: Now I'm going to tell you how it is
Us kids today, I tell you we seem to think money grows on trees
But it doesn't
It grows out of hard work and sound investments
We're about to drop some knowledge on ya'll
Dollars, green, skriller, beans
Theodore: Paper, "G"s, Susan B's
Bernard: Interest rates too good to pass up
Rallo: Don't be a putz, gotta bank that cash up
Kids these days take their dough and show it
Don't know how to grow it
All: Get allowance and blow it
Bernard: Rims for my big wheel
Theodore: Custom Kicks
Rallo: You know I wanna have a pension when I'm sixty-six
Bernard: I want a kiddie pool full of shorties
Theodore: Juice boxes on ice
Rallo: Not when I'm saving to attend Brandeis
Don't need an X-Box, put it all in tech stocks
Now I've got fresh bucks popping up like chicken pox
Bernard: Cheddar, Bones, grizzell, scones
Bernard and Rallo: Paper, ducats, filling' buckets
Theodore: Look here, steer clear of financial smash up
Rallo: Don't be a yutz
All: Just bank that cash up
Bernard: Bank your cash up
Rallo: If you're advertising saving I could be your pitchman
Bernard: Bank your cash up
Rallo: Stash my skrill away someday I'll be a rich man
All: Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba dum
Bernard: Roth IRA
Theodore: 401K
Rallo: Finances fatter than Gabourey Sidibe
Bernard: FDIC
Theodore: Long-term CDs
Bernard: Visit the museum on a day that is free
Rallo: First Friday of the month ya'll
Bernard: It's Bernard
Theodore: Theodore
Rallo: And Rallo T.
All: Spitting fiscal responsibility
Rallo: Word in savings bonds
Bernard: Hoes