|From the episode:||A Vas Deferens Between Men & Women|
|Singers:||Rallo, Roberta, Kendra, Reggie, Federline Jones, chorus|
|Voices:||Mike Henry, Reagan Gomez, Clarence Livingston, Aseem Batra, Jamie Kennedy, chorus|
"Anny the Musical" is a "knock off" version of Annie that still sounds familiar but has been changed significantly enough to escape having to pay licensing fees in "A Vas Deferens Between Men & Women" after Rallo's demands bankrupt the Stoolbend Community Theater.
Orphans: Its a bad luck world for we
Its a bad luck world, says me
Rallo: No one tucks you in to bed
When your mom and dad are dead
All: Its a bad luck world!
[Foreboding music is heard as Kendra rides in on her scooter and shakes a bottle at the orphans]
Kendra: You rotten orphanage residents
Orphan: We love you, Miss Shenanigans.
[Scene cuts to mansion interior]
Rallo: Crawling chameleons Papa Starbucks! Can I really move into your big, old mansion with you?
Reggie: Damn skippy, Anny with a "Y." And I promise I won't try anything nasty.
Rallo: Tomorrow will be...
Bet a bunch of money that its sunny
On that day...
[Roberta enters in a dog costume]
Roberta: Ruff! We're under attack! The Martians have landed
Orphan: And they've got "space AIDs."
Rallo: Looks like we have no choice.
[A button labeled "nukes" rises from the floor]
I'm finally going to meet you mom and dad...IN HELL!
[Rallo pushes the button and the lights flash, a mushroom cloud backdrop lowers with a crash]
All: Tomorrow, tomorrow
There is no tomorrow
The world just got blown awayyy!