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Auntie Momma: And now that my work here is done, I better leave before I turn into a blumpkin.

Rallo: Aw, shit. We lit this bag of dog shit on fire on the bear's porch, and the bear comes out and stomps on it and says, "Aw, it looks like I've got dog shit on my fucking foot!" [laughs] Fucking bear. [sees Evelyn] Who the fuck is this?
[Cleveland grabs him by the hair]
Cleveland: That's my mother!

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